After a shipwreck, losing our home, illness and everything else, we finally got to Guatemala. On the Rio Dulce, in Guatemala we spent 5 months getting the bo...

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I'm sorry it's all I got

you got that ready soon you missed out

on a whole bunch of good stuff you know

but you know it just takes time to set

up an SLR when you're not ready

so I'm sorry that's everything I don't

have anything more for you except for

hey episode three crack and kissed

adventures on the Rio hey except for

this part being shot in Roatan haha

anyway hey quit smoking yeah me when we

got to Guatemala we were just happy to

be alive

everything seems more vivid this was the

start of our new life

static barely breathe it's easy to you

know you're fighting in these hallways

with swords and pickaxes and muskets

that's what you're fighting it and armor

and armor this is like 30 inches wide

the Spaniards used to string a teen

across the river this they would do to

blockade the rivers so that pirates

couldn't come up and attack damming this

pirates are hey you TJ

oh god it's true water yeah

oh my god get up there and tell me if

it's worth it

that was the dungeon yeah

yes it was

you gotta vacuum mouth

I love some dog is there anything else

you enjoyed booth fighters in lemonade

at Sun God we loved some dogs so much we

had Anna's birthday party that everyone

at song dog was simply amazing made us

feel like family

here we go friends and neighbors

the fun of boat life and it's a holding

tank right over here that's the top of

the holding tank right there this is the

sewage discharge plan right here and

this is where I'll be diving to get this

little white wire right there

honestly it's about two and a half feet

deep down there it is actually pretty

deep and it was pretty dirty I've since

cleaned it out quite a bit but you know

probably had the most fun during salsa

and hang you know with a bunch of

like-minded people who

bad luck what had already been stripped

the to us

what else did we do that was exciting

they went horseback riding and it was

fun

we don't know much about the Xiaomi

tower except that it overlooks the

valley

and from the top of it you've got a

beautiful view of El Nino and white

arrows

after our half a day of horseback riding

and hiking it was nice to rest our feet

in some nice cool clear water and just

enjoy it's kind of a frontier area

there's one main road

do you feel like you're gonna get run

over coz there's no sidewalk and a

little bit of almost sidewalk this is

filled up with street vendors so you're

literally walking next to huge trucks

and somehow they don't run over your

feet they magically no way its feet off

if you head straight down the side

streets all the way to the water on your

right there's some dog

while we were out we saw the mountain

with one of Anna's friends she invited

us to her son's birthday party

are your thoughts on how your daddy

about the purse with um it was fast and

it was tall and I was Faris really and I

kind of liked it and I kind of almost go

around the first goal times really fast

at first like when you would go down

look when I jumped off the cliff thing

at the waterfall literally I jumped off

the waterfall and hot wings that's

exactly what it feels like it feels like

jumping off something high except me

you're sitting so it's like sitting on a

chair then jumping off the building with

the chair and your paws are holding you

down into this chair tied to the chair

okay being thrown out of a building tie

it on to a chair

but down on the river farther downstream

you get into a quieter area this kind of

I don't really want to see its element

for the community of

xk v for those europeans americans their

own houses down here

there's a couple of Mayan villages

there's

so much beauty

we mostly a loose low version one cowboy

carcasses of live music preparing your

vote new and exotic locations exotic is

defined as parts unavailable

when we got to Livingston you knew it

was time to say goodbye plan out to

Guatemala

a fishing boat came out and helped all

this over the sandbar

from there we've headed off into the bay

of Honduras towards Roatan and our next

adventure

episode three crack and kissed

adventures taking place El Reno

Guatemala on the rio dulce episode three

crack and kissed adventures on the rio

dulce in guatemala chronicling our

recovery after the shipwreck in mexico

and episode 3 when we still didn't know

we were actually going to be doing

episodes so you'll see just a little

footage we got when we were in Guatemala

but hey here we go

buckle up friends episode 3 crack and

kissed adventures nowhere near as scary

as episode 1 or 2 this one takes place

and Guatemala on the rio dulce this

sweet river

hey kids cap now and coming at ya

episode 3 cracking kissed adventures you

see what happens to my voice after I

quit smoking oh not as gonna break

out the camera like she's gonna get me

on video doing this acting a fool

are you gonna use this you can't use

this none of this is good footage you

can't use this footage you don't really

can't use this footage on the episode

they were actually trying to work on

right now it's no well not even ready

yet oh you missed all the good stuff oh

god I gave you all this in sound bites

boss in town told Sumari song I wrote