Dave abuses one of our subscribers all day long. Moan moan moan.

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that's a great start so listen we've

been in the car 5 minutes areas driving

pretended all his normal that serious

discussions around coronavirus and I

have to say to Dave look it's your turn

Ron did you know today but could we pull

up a long cycle running forget your

laptop which you left on my boat and the

story was I had two or three calls late

at night he's got home he's panicked

because he's left his iPad on Cool

Runnings and I said have you been

through your bag in two or three times

and I asked him have you been through

your bag so just now I say to him lips

braucht up against Cool Runnings let's

put your iPad and where was it this is

you wanna know this don't you know

what's coming

go on ridiculous yeah but it's not a

story okay another nice day

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filthy

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these three goes I've got some cushion

stuff the three goes he's still on his

first I'm losing the way up to live

that's coming sailing on Friday you said

oh by the way if we can set five three

hours for doing the cushion covers

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shocking I've got to do that now

the other one was hard day this is a

ridiculous trouble already

Golic I took I took one for the team

there he said he said should we just go

raft up on call running isn't do a few

bid wasn't a few bits and so I'm done

there's something that harbormaster's on

me

yes down below your harbors Tommy give

me a bit of a Bala Keane this was two

boats on one mooring any Rex will call

the anchors we're not any day for that

yeah I mean we've we've rafted up many

times over the years never had a profit

I will have to check out

so thank you I was some there's a chap

called Andy yeah

and he's been binge I Andy right he's

been waking me up at night Andy if

you're gonna say that at least share it

would you you send him it was sending

comments early as the morning you said

that he said the toilet moment in your

heads made him laugh out loud he woke

his wife up but anyway look at this

beautiful Werner actually work his wife

up I was traumatized I couldn't sleep

for weeks now yeah it's nothing I was

like yeah look at this beautiful day

yeah

so Andy said he goes out in the winter

like us but only ever gets the rain and

he said you lucky sods get all the sadly

there's nothing lucky about his

incompetent choice of days that's the

only thing I mean every Friday we do it

just follow our path come with us you'll

get good weather that is not lucky

that's it you can call but no easy just

come on Andy income yes I did and

anybody are a sales in already days

sorry Andy your choice is right man

anyway talking about Co bid nineteen is

impacting Li shores and lazy jacks yeah

as well if we have to do social

distancing which is possible within the

next seven to fourteen days we'll have

to bring her own lunch or two last week

I brought I've been tryin to social

distance myself from him for years human

i bought lunch i don't recall you ever

once bringing lunch so next time go bid

nineteen will force it on him we'll see

what he brings

yeah special note for Andy no Andy he's

going to go on at you again I'm gonna

give him a real hard time today so yeah

it's lovely Andy it's rowdy you mean

yeah blue sky wind ignore Amanda

so what's the plan D plan this up to

Southampton water we can try the

maneuver we tried the other week when we

had to abandon ship near another park up

there Park don't know Victoria wrong

which Orient that sorry about Roma tore

apart have you got your engine by the

way for the outboard yeah the tender and

there's a pub called the Prince Consort

Prince Consort I can't sort somewhere up

there so pointed out on the maps if we

can knock out this little sailing club

which you better on come the last time

it was a it started off nice breeze but

then it was up in the sixes and sevens

with Ali with a leash all for our

Anchorage so we had to abandon it and go

back to the Hambledon me who did I I

have to do this and I think some of

you've been requesting this but this is

gonna be a moderated piece of filming so

I've just seen him for example you'll

remember I castigate to the state of his

walks he's just holding this up to his

nose and smelling it this one he's done

remarkably well it's quite quite clean

really quite pleasant the other lines

not too bad in there I mean however let

me show you a little bit of a concern

you know what

ropes are not really supposed to be rods

but there see that look like handling a

horror off the qe2 pulling his sailor

anyway compliment me we talked about the

need for him to clean some of his bits

let's not take you to show you what he's

done

yeah I see that but anyway on the

positive side that he's done a lovely

job of his roofing lines that Holly it

is beautiful this this right see this is

this is genic italian look and he was so

pleased because you see it's going up

the bus I'm being clean but through the

loop and he can't the hoist seal up and

the sad bit about this was I I shouldn't

laugh because he was a bit sad about

this but look look how well he spliced

it the problem is as you can probably

guess he can't get it through that hoop

to hoist his cell so it's been a mixed

blessing but I have to say I'm proud of

my friend the clean--rinse he has done

have been done very well is my job here

wee bit concerned about this I just show

you this one I'll get you to send in

your own comments about this one this is

his back stay I'm not sure if it is a

seaweed farm or an algae development

project but that's the back space so

could do better not top of the class but

he is at least not possum in the class

anymore is he anyone in my life no it's

TRUE

we like truth you know we're honest

fortunately this been a bit of a

disaster prone day we've just lost all

electric so he can tell you about that

in a moment another case where proper

maintenance has simply not been done on

this vessel and the algae covered ropes

give you a glimpse as to the level of

pre-plan mate at us anyway

it's not what I want to talk about at

the moment dave has this what I've

always thought was a brilliant idea it

is why he wants to talk about yeah I

really we talked about that some more

another moment but I got a really

important thing to show everybody said

this is his pilotage chart it's actually

brilliant so what it is is a whiteboard

like when we're going into for example

on Fleur or

love or some port where we need to have

all hands on deck all eyes on that it's

worked really well but what you can see

is he's actually used it to his pre

player maintenance life I think you can

see here the level of pre-planned that

goes into maintenance toilet that's

it that's its maintenance schedule

anyway the real reason for bringing this

out is I feel so embarrassed James even

more embarrassed about the beauty of

this day the blue sky and the Sun and

there's only one thing for it but say

really sorry Andy

really sorry pal I didn't know he was

gonna do that Andy I wouldn't have

actually rubbed your nose in it quite in

the same way I do apologize

so Andy shows that you Chester Harbor

yes i think he sells a rival thirty-two

with his mate john if i remember rightly

but he picks the miserable rainy days

he's a manly sailing so that again

though it's looking really nice

christians look really clean almost

homely makes me want to sit down here

rather than go up there with all that

filth and green algae started good

anyway not bad that's actually quite a

compliment

there's only three places you can cross

the south after water and one is just to

see if that shows on the chart yeah the

alphabet will have enough we'll see of

their beyond

one is of Apple one is a river each in

and one is near this town Camarena you

say the hairball it's actually the

launch of this fall of your last Netley

happy in the background nice that green

roof yeah yeah let me sailing club

that's good

this pub you can't vouch for how we

paying for lunch today yeah forgot it

the kids from the hub she wasn't my

fault that my have wrapped it up this is

happen is it by a long shot

I'm done for to this is not the first

time this credit card Arrangements

happened is it no it's true Andy without

this religion oh this is your face bass

daffodils blue sky sunshine love this

Andy I told him we should post a message

board of our planned dates and everybody

else can be as lucky

I can do a competence calibration chart

of our viewers and these gonna be

writing it off because I nice is unfair

absolutely unfair ridiculous do with a

bit of rain didn't wear one of these

days but when we go sailing you might

have a fillip state and I desert today

he's not happy because he's got to pay

for it today because I forgot my wallet

so I'm finding it quite fun but thanks

for paying though I'll be honest mate

that wasn't quite well it didn't quite

live up to his TripAdvisor review did

out either

TripAdvisor reviews were well I only

read the first one half a mile yacht

club thing yeah Netley eclipse sailing

club and they've got some more employees

just outside and this is just a couple

hundred yards from the pub so this is

where we anchored near the sailing club

it's actually very close to the furthest

of the ships transit posts if we'd have

carried on another quarter of a mile or

so we could have picked up a boy just

here for the dam of the yellow poster

nearly over Dave and it's still pretty

sunny Utley yeah ed we would have liked

this day wouldn't it

that I understand has been stuck in a

shed benefits of aluminum

that his mates got cove in nineteen a

memory kind of life is back

aluminium we meant to say aluminium he's

no American but even say element you

and he's making some very nice math

steps based on my design

velu

I want to see fire ops at me

he's a little bit morose we were on the

way home and he's got the grandkids for

four days over the weekend a burst of

that listen to what it's wife actually

said she said oh you we're gonna be

around for the whole weekend we got the

grandkids so there's some jobs around

the house same two kids and jobs around

the house that is an outstanding request

from a wife don't you think I mean that

is just world-class for grandkids and

you want to do jobs at the same time

find my fellow fine young fellow knocked

on my door in the week am I on my cap or

came around to see me on the boat yeah

his name's Alex

lovely lovely chap really nice chap is a

student he's brought about from Devon to

Santa

he's doing it up he watches this channel

but he's he introduced me to the guy who

runs the trust for the Gypsy boxy month

so they said we should count aboard and

do a trip with them she's doing good one

bit of British maritime history yeah

should we invite Allen or long battery

on the other camera just right now yeah

so just fishing I'm gonna know who Alan

is carrying on this conversation he said

gypsy boss but he is good a bit doolally

Alan I apologize it was Andy of them

because I was pretty sure if we invited

Andy we'd have a miserable day it would

rain and it would be quite windy and

it'd be good you know a good condition

set to try out gypsy moth than you think

so Andy he's not just offended you all

day he's actually got your name wrong as

well

yeah sorry

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